If you have a witty counter, be my guest, but I think her pointing out “boobs” pretty much trumped anything I could come up with.

In response to your Top 15 list I could not resist:
“2 A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.” Personally, I don’t think being able to tolerate poop stains on the same pair of underwear for five days is something to brag about.
“4 You can open all your own jars.” True, but do you know what to do with the contents?
“7 You can kill your own food.” Perhaps, but again, do you know what to do with it afterwards?
“9 You don’t have to shave below your neck.” Also true, but if you do (or more like wax) you’ll get more women
“10 You can write your name in the snow.” If guys are so good at this then please explain why you can’t hit a bowl of water with a big target around it.
“11 You can eat a banana in a hardware store.” Women can do this, if fact, it means we never have to go looking around for one of those guys in an apron to get help finding stuff.
“15. You don’t have to curl up next to a hairy butt every nite.” Um, yeah, neither do we (see #9) also- that’s ONE of the reasons we don’t let you sleep in the nude.

Top 5 Reasons It’s Great to be a woman:
1) Having REAL Superpowers:
– boobs: they have the power to stun our opponents + make food – top that!
– being able to talk the hind end off a donkey
– crying
– creation – unlike an imaginary male omni power – we actually do this all the time
2) Boobs
3) Being able to wear clothing with color and jewelery
4) Knowing how to cook something delicious out of just about anything.
5) Being capable of not only asking for directions but actually following them.
6) We can carry our own stuff and open our own doors, but only if we feel like it
7) The ability to multi task – and be good at it
Smelling good
9) We get off first when the ship sinks
10) Not being a guy

Happy birthday amigo!